Mansplained is not what your wife thinks it is. It’s not about condescending explanations or talking over women. It’s about restoring balance to a world gone mad.
Mansplained is a sanctuary for men who are tired of being told they’re wrong. A place where their opinions are not just valued, but celebrated. A place where scientific studies (conducted by men, obviously) reveal shocking truths, like the fact that 99.9% of remote controls are ergonomically designed for the male hand. Coincidence? We think not.
But Mansplained isn’t just about facts and figures. It’s about humor, satire, and the occasional well-deserved eye-roll at the latest gender reveal party trend. It’s about giving men a voice in a world that seems determined to replace our beloved gas-powered lawn mowers with silent electric ones.
To ensure a harmonious and intellectually stimulating environment for all readers, we present the Mansplained Code of Conduct:
- Embrace Your Inner Mansplainer: Feel free to share your vast knowledge and expertise on any topic, especially those involving SEC football, the stock market, hisory of the Roman Empire, or the optimal thermostat setting for maximum comfort. Remember, confidence is key!
- Respectful Disagreement is Encouraged: While we value diverse opinions, remember that facts are facts. If someone’s perspective doesn’t align with yours, calmly explain why you’re right, using irrefutable logic and well-researched statistics from our website.
- No “I told you so” Allowed: While it may be tempting to gloat when proven right (as you often will be), resist the urge. A simple “As I was saying…” or a knowing smirk will suffice.
- Keep it Lighthearted: We’re all about having fun and enjoying a good laugh, preferably at the expense of those who still haven’t discovered the joy of a well-made Old Fashioned. Feel free to share witty anecdotes, clever puns, and sarcastic remarks. Just remember: We’re gentlemen, not Neanderthals.
- Master the Art of Selective Hearing: Sometimes, it’s best to simply nod and smile while your partner explains the intricacies of their latest DIY project. Remember, a happy wife is a well-rested husband.
- Embrace the Mansplained Community: Engage with fellow readers, share your thoughts and experiences, and build lasting friendships with like-minded individuals who appreciate the finer things in life, such as a well-organized tool collection, a classic car, and a comfortable recliner.
By adhering to this code of conduct, you’ll ensure a positive and enriching experience for yourself and others on Mansplained. Together, we can create a space where men can be men, without fear of judgment or ridicule.
So saddle up, brothers. Subscribe to our newsletter, follow us on social media, and let your voice be heard. Together, we can mansplain our way to a future with more perfectly grilled steaks, less emotional labor, a ban on all things quinoa, and a newfound appreciation for the noble art of napping.
